5 Hour Energy
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Pretty good, defenitely makes you feel energized. It's not A though, because it has that weird marshmallowy chemical taste, and gives me a headache sometimes. |
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This is/was my favorite energy drink. Just the canned stuff, not the powdered mix. I miss this stuff. It used to be a lot more relevant, and the pewdiepie flavor was great, and was the first energy drink I really sought out. Good drink, plus the nostalgia factor. They've changed the recipe I think, so its not the same, but still good. |
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Better than reign, not as good as gfuel. It doesn't have reign's marshmallowy taste, which is good, but it still tastes low quality. Makes you super energized and shaky, especially on an empty stomach. Drink this if you hate your job and just need to get through the shift. |
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It's fine I guess. This was marketed to little kids who watch Logan Paul, which probably wasn't great for them. It tastes ok, won't seek it out again though. |
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Pretty good, good flavor and good energy blend. The 300mg version is very strong. Might have it again. |
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Very good drink, would rank it SS if it was cheaper. This is definitely not your budget option. |
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Very similar to alani, but made with green tea extract, which definitely feels different. I don't know why that is, I mean isn't the caffeine molocule the same regardless of where it comes from? Maybe someone smarter than me understands that. Also expensive, bourgeois drink. |
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Better than original rockstar, but has enough sugar to kill a horse. I know energy drinks aren't exactly the healthy choice, but this is absurd. |
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Very nice stuff. The sour patch kids taste just like sour patch kids, which is pretty cool. |
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I remeber that I've had this, but I don't really remember what it tasted like, other than that it was low quality and ok. |
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Sleeper choice. Found it at dollar tree for cheap because apparently nobody wants to drink this stuff, but the island guava is pretty good, and the other flavors are good too. [EDIT]: Apparently accelerator is just ashoc rebranded. Guess they got better. |
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ooh ooh ah ah ah ah AH AH AH SCREE SCREE 🦍🦍🦍🦍 (That's monkey language for "Very tasty, good energy blend, but a little expensive. Love the branding.) |
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Nobody's first choice. I mean, whats the point? Tastes like crap too. |
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Same as orignal rockstar, idk. Tastes just a bit better, though. |
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Took a sip, and realized this must have been actual nitrous for my car. Surely something people are meant to drink can't taste like this. I poured it in the gas tank, and the car exploded. I guess it was meant for people. |
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Good flavor, good energy blend, but not S because it has a lot of sugar. Some people don't like the original's taste, but I think it's pretty great. |
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There it is, Red Bull but better. I wish it was cheaper though, otherwise this would be my go-to choice. |
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Good drink, kind of expensive. Made and owned by Mormons! |
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Very good stuff. Mostly consumed by shut-ins, and women. Keep that in mind if you drink it in public I guess. Exceptional energy blend though. |
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Yummy (Not an energy drink, but it has caffeine idk) |